harry potter fanfiction harry is mcgonagall's grandson

Patrolling the castle late at night Minerva often expects to run into any kind of hijinks, but finding the boy-who-lived kneeling in a broom closet to relieve the pent-up length of his female friend that should be a rare occurrence right? She was an extremely competent witch, but that was not why she was considered one of the greats. ._3oeM4kc-2-4z-A0RTQLg0I{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between} ", "Yes," said Professor McGonagall. A new charm was created that allowed someone to share a specific memory of a time in their life, similar to a pensieve, but the charm can be projected and played on a wall like watching a movie at a cinema. He was Curious who sent it to him so he opened it then Mrs. Weasleys voice roared through the great hall and the other teachers froze in shock: GUESS WHO SHOWED UP AT THE . A DNA test reveals two relatives other than the Dursleys who are Harrys last hope. "How cute! Because of the experiment of two Unspeakables, twenty-seven-year-old Auror Harry Potter ends up in the year 1977. Harry! AU. during his 7th year of Hogwarts, Harry gets an idea, a horrible terrible idea, and Idea that would surly keep him from sitting for weeks.A fanfiction in which Harry Potter writes down all the people he wants to beat his ass and finds a way to get them too. ._2Gt13AX94UlLxkluAMsZqP{background-position:50%;background-repeat:no-repeat;background-size:contain;position:relative;display:inline-block} And now he was meant to show that to his classmates. They're saying he tried to kill the Potters' son, Harry. [Request] Harry doesn't forgive McGonagall for his time at Hogwarts SO YEAH! /*# sourceMappingURL=https://www.redditstatic.com/desktop2x/chunkCSS/IdCard.ea0ac1df4e6491a16d39_.css.map*/._2JU2WQDzn5pAlpxqChbxr7{height:16px;margin-right:8px;width:16px}._3E45je-29yDjfFqFcLCXyH{margin-top:16px}._13YtS_rCnVZG1ns2xaCalg{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex}._1m5fPZN4q3vKVg9SgU43u2{margin-top:12px}._17A-IdW3j1_fI_pN-8tMV-{display:inline-block;margin-bottom:8px;margin-right:5px}._5MIPBF8A9vXwwXFumpGqY{border-radius:20px;font-size:12px;font-weight:500;letter-spacing:0;line-height:16px;padding:3px 10px;text-transform:none}._5MIPBF8A9vXwwXFumpGqY:focus{outline:unset} Instead of being raised by the Dursleys Harry is raised by his two mermaid mums. Harry/Multi. Dumbledore's Patronus takes on the form of a phoenix, and as such is the only known character with a magical creature for a Patronus. This is the best place for him," said Dumbledore firmly. level and graduate with the grades . At the demand of Albus Dumbledore, McGonagall visited Harry many times as an animagi, from the day he was taken under the Dursley's roof to his 10th birthday. Madam Professor Minerva McGonagall (b. @keyframes ibDwUVR1CAykturOgqOS5{0%{transform:rotate(0deg)}to{transform:rotate(1turn)}}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq{--sizePx:0;font-size:4px;position:relative;text-indent:-9999em;border-radius:50%;border:4px solid var(--newCommunityTheme-bodyTextAlpha20);border-left-color:var(--newCommunityTheme-body);transform:translateZ(0);animation:ibDwUVR1CAykturOgqOS5 1.1s linear infinite}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq,._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq:after{width:var(--sizePx);height:var(--sizePx)}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq:after{border-radius:50%}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq._2qr28EeyPvBWAsPKl-KuWN{margin:0 auto} Too bad, I love imaging Harry with a Scottish burr. Against It All ~ Mattheo Riddle x Reader. What about McGonagall? This is then the beginning of her stories. 302. linkffn(12787389; 11437673; 2722845; 12531450; 7989419). Every wizard and ginny react or the rating. Its the 91st millenium and the fate of the universe is about to be decided.Meanwhile in Surrey, a family is about to meet their nephew. Minerva McGonagall - Harry Potter Lexicon Why wouldn't she have wanted to check up on Harry when she loathed the Dursley's from day one? "Give the boy to me Albus." Harry is raised in Hogwarts until he turns five, in that time the Tonks' adopt him. Minerva McGonagall is stern, but she cares deeply for her students. Some Fluff, changing the series around and general fan fic, Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction K | Chapters: 9 | Words: 13,888 | Reviews: 37 | Favs: 100 | Follows: 145 | Updated: 8/22/2016 | Published: 8/9/2015 | id: 11437673 | Language: English | Genre: Family | Characters: Harry P., Remus L., Albus D., Minerva M. | Download: EPUB or MOBI. "That's not all. I've been watching them all day. ._3bX7W3J0lU78fp7cayvNxx{max-width:208px;text-align:center} Neville Longbottom was highly underrated as a character because of how shy and soft-spoken he had been, but the experienced teacher that McGonagall was saw through that front and recognized the bravery and nobility that lay within him. The two remained silent as they walked towards Minerva's office. He was the only child of Lily and James Potter, who gave birth to him in hiding during the First Wizarding . Sometimes Hogwarts would choose to go away for a school camp as a bonding experience for the students. Just how was Harry going to convince one of them to help him get out of his mess? Thanks to Professor McGonagall, Harry is excellent at Transfiguration, could summon water out of nowhere, and he scored an E in his Transfiguration O.W.L. Does anyone know a fanfiction where McGonagall actually sees Harry's "I Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. Harry could tell that she meant business, so reluctantly, he followed, leaving Ron and Hermione. She turned to book to show everyone. "Albus Dumbledore believes he knows everything, and that his will is absolute. "We made a bet, I guess you could call it a vow, that if any one of us was murdered, we'd get our vengeance on the man, woman or otherwise identified person who did it.I guess the vow held.". They were discussing the reality of the rumours which had been passed wizard to wizard, witch to witch all day. WARNING: UNDER REWRITING AND HEAVY EDITING This is likely to do with Dumbledore's ties to the phoenix Fawkes, but it still . Full quote: " to think that there was a little more love in the world.". I'm currently writing one where she will be taking him in starting in my next chapter. "What they're saying," she pressed, "is that last night Voldemort turned up in Godric's Hollow. London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down London bridge is falling down, my fair lady. A young boy by the name of Harry Potter, himself a victim of times, is close to the core of a brewing maelstrom. What if she raised him? Ongoing. For she certainly would not believe a thing until Professor Dumbledore told her it was true. I recovered the google doc version wherein I organized them so that's good. Work Search: It subverts the usual fanfic trope by having the scars discovered and reported make things so much worse.Umbridge and the Ministry spin it as Harry having done it to himself - after all, everybody knows he's a very disturbed child - and use it as justification to lock him away . #ginny However, she also cares deeply for the students and is extremely anxious about the attacks going on at the school. Or rather, a female counterpart named Hava.Now, don't get me wrong, I'm usually (or was) pretty chill.But, I don't know how you would react, but spending ten years under the fucking Dursleys after watching my mother be fucking murdered in front of me messed me up pretty badly.So, after ten years of hell, I decide that I really, really don't have any fucks to give, and why not spend the majority of my second life having fun and causing (mostly) harmless chaos?Course, while a noble goal, it's kinda hard when you've got a megalomaniac super-villain out for your blood.Too bad the 'power of love' isn't something you can bottle up and throw at him. They were for the students to receive advice from their Heads of House to help them gain an idea of what subjects they would need to achieve high grades in for their O.W.L. Draco Malfoy : [smirk suddenly fades and steps up] Excuse me, professor, perhaps I heard you wrong. McGonagall thought for a moment, with no child of her own and one on the way to them now she stood up straight. Harry never knew his Father James Potter had a little sister. Minerva Isobel McGonagall (formerly Urquart; born October 14, 1935) was a Scottish half-blood witch who had taught three generations as Transfiguration professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. #hermionegranger Minvera McGonagall could not stand to watch Albus make this mistake. +9 more. Harry James Potter (born July 31, 1980) was an English half-blood wizard famous since infancy for defeating Lord Voldemort. Ch 2 is not missing, it was merged with chapter one. A quote from the Harry Potter books that should have been in the movies, this missive by Minerva didn't come from a place of hostility, but from the desire to educate her students. Minerva McGonagall & Harry Potter - Works | Archive of Our Own Is there a fanfiction of Harry Potter that takes place after the 7th Something my girlfriend and I wrote after not sleeping for three days. And of all the foolishness, he's willing to tell her anything to convince her that he means business, even the truth. Dumbledore gave a great sniff as he took a golden watch from his pocket and examined it. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. This was a difficult statement to make, but she was perceptive enough to know that this was the right time to say this so that their forces could be strengthened and not confused during the Battle of Hogwarts. ------------------------------------------, I'm back babes! Written Into His Hand Chapter 1: Discover, a harry potter fanfic He went to find the Potters. Chapter 1: Teacher Tyranny - The Order Reads: A Harry Potter Fanfiction Minerva McGonagall, professor extraordinaire and head of Gryffindor house is high on that list, and fans want to witness her signature sarcasm, and most importantly, the wisdom that she displayed so often in the Harry Potter books and movies. Its a slow burn McGonagall adopts Harry AU, Folks. #love Disclaimer: All characters and the majority of the storyline of this fanfic are owned by J.K Rowling. Gandalf then proceeded to walk towards them across to see the beautiful baby boy sleeping and he caressed the child's hair, "Oh Albus, look at him, he is beautiful and just like your grandson James." Professor McGonagall peeked over as well and spoke "So is that where?" "Yes he'll have that scar forever" replied Professor Dumbledore heavily. As new millennium dawns, long-rooted tensions and ideas are brought forth to the world, threatening the stability of current order. You see, honorable as your intentions were, you too were out of bed after hours. It's the First Pride Fest of Diagon Alley, and all our favorite characters are out enjoying the sights, sounds, and sexiness of the day. ._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4{width:100%}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4:hover ._31L3r0EWsU0weoMZvEJcUA{display:none}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4 ._31L3r0EWsU0weoMZvEJcUA,._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4:hover ._11Zy7Yp4S1ZArNqhUQ0jZW{display:block}._1LHxa-yaHJwrPK8kuyv_Y4 ._11Zy7Yp4S1ZArNqhUQ0jZW{display:none} ", "Did I hear, forgive me for saying so, protectiveness for the boy, professor? This was why she casually told Professor Flitwick that now that they were on the brink of directly confronting him, he might as well use the name of the dark wizard. He also might have found his soulmate, but do they stand a chance? . Mcgonagall Daughter Fanfiction Stories - Quotev It seems as though you would be willing to take him on yourself. ._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa{margin-top:8px}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa ._3EpRuHW1VpLFcj-lugsvP_{color:inherit}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa svg._31U86fGhtxsxdGmOUf3KOM{color:inherit;fill:inherit;padding-right:8px}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa ._2mk9m3mkUAeEGtGQLNCVsJ{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;color:inherit} "Fought Voldemort without his wand, showing an immense amount of bravery," Harry said. Hard work, combined with the application of these latent skills was all they needed to excel in their exams, which was wisdom that few other teachers bothered to share with their wards. Even Albus Dumbledore could forget that Harry was just a boy, but not Professor McGonagall. Her wisdom came pouring through when she made Lupin realize that it wasn't the wrong time, and it was news to be celebrated, especially in dark times. 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Here, Professor McGonagall once again showed her maturity and intelligence by trying to make the Death Eaters see the error in their ways and extolling the virtues of honesty and courage. 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Work Search: McGonagall is the Headmistress of Hogwarts by the time Harry's son Albus Potter arrives at Hogwarts (CC). Powerful, not godlike. ._2ik4YxCeEmPotQkDrf9tT5{width:100%}._1DR1r7cWVoK2RVj_pKKyPF,._2ik4YxCeEmPotQkDrf9tT5{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center}._1DR1r7cWVoK2RVj_pKKyPF{-ms-flex-pack:center;justify-content:center;max-width:100%}._1CVe5UNoFFPNZQdcj1E7qb{-ms-flex-negative:0;flex-shrink:0;margin-right:4px}._2UOVKq8AASb4UjcU1wrCil{height:28px;width:28px;margin-top:6px}.FB0XngPKpgt3Ui354TbYQ{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-align:start;align-items:flex-start;-ms-flex-direction:column;flex-direction:column;margin-left:8px;min-width:0}._3tIyrJzJQoNhuwDSYG5PGy{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;width:100%}.TIveY2GD5UQpMI7hBO69I{font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;color:var(--newRedditTheme-titleText);white-space:nowrap;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis}.e9ybGKB-qvCqbOOAHfFpF{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;width:100%;max-width:100%;margin-top:2px}.y3jF8D--GYQUXbjpSOL5.y3jF8D--GYQUXbjpSOL5{font-weight:400;box-sizing:border-box}._28u73JpPTG4y_Vu5Qute7n{margin-left:4px} ", "Really? #fantasy 7 May 1981) is the only child and daughter of Minerva McGonagall and her deceased husband, Elphinstone Urquart. You couldn't find two people who are less like us. "No, Harry. At times, McGonagall served as a tough mother figure, which is exactly what Harry needed. minervamcgonagall. When Harry and his peers were getting ready to give their O.W.L.s, there was a lot of uncertainty and lack of self-belief circulating among them, especially Neville. #ron This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). Harry is left for dead in the ocean by Vernon;when he is dropped off by Dumbledore. Intelligent Harry. Harry Potter truly didnt think that he could have a worse birthday after the Dobby incident last year, but it seemed that fate was yet again determined to prove him wrong. Sirius, Andromeda, Cassie, and Rakepick all stood, as Harry moved to the front. Over the years, he discovers who he really is, and what the pain on his forehead could possibly mean. McGonagall had a bone to pick with Augusta, Neville's grandmother, who bullied him for no good reason. 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